I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
Your cock deserves a montage
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
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