What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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