I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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