yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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