I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
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