Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize
