i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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