I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
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