I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
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