question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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