Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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