Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
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