I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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