Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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