i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Are my feet made of real feet?
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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