I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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