Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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