It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I didn't notice because vodka
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
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