Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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