Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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