In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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