All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
My feet surprised me
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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