I molested 6 butterflies tonight
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Randomize
