You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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