dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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