What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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