did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
So. Much. Porn.
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