Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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