Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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