Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
either way he was missing a nipple.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
So much Jack, so little girl.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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