My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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