do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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