I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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