we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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