oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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