I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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