I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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