Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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