The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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