i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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