i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Randomize
