k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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