They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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