Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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