i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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