these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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