I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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