I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
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