i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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