I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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