The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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