Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
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